I LOVE this blog! On Mackenzie Speaks, we get snippets of wisdom from the viewpoint of a very insightful dog. Some of my favorite Mackenzie-isms: "Chihuahua’s are adorable, except for the fact that they’re tiny and rat like." "If I were invisible, would my poop also be invisible?" "Being a dog is great. We can walk around carrying a tennis ball in our mouth and it’s no big deal. Humans, on the other paw, could never pull that off." "If something called a ‘jalapeño’ ever falls on the kitchen floor, do not eat it. You must trust me on this."