Why would you?

Is your dog too refined to drink plain old tap water? Dogs lick their butts, for pete's sake! They smell other dogs butts! They drink out of the toilet when you're not looking! Do you really think they'll know the difference? Do you have too much disposable income? If you're buying bottled pet water because you have too much money & need to get rid of some - send it to me - I'll be sure to donate it to a worthy pet rescue.