1. Thought the house was too orderly. 2. Never did like having a full night’s sleep. 3. Enjoy stepping in chocolate pudding. 4. Thought the furniture and carpet looked too new. 5. Love the sounds of barking and whining in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, predawn, etc. 6. Garden and backyard needed renovations and didn't want to pay a gardener. 7. Neighbors didn't complain enough. 8. Tired of all your shoes. 9. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW. 10. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.