Boozy bird banned after sticking beak in beer

An alcoholic crow that sticks his beak in people's pints of lager has been banned from his favourite pub. According to the UK's The Sun, the boozy bird, nicknamed Carling by drinkers, swoops on customers' pints whenever they turn their backs. Sarah Wyatt, manager of the David Protheroe pub in Neath, South Wales, told the newspaper: "At first everyone thought it was funny. Then a bird expert pointed out he's a carrion crow which feeds off dead animals." "I'm glad he's been banned. You never know where his beak's been."